Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband…
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....