If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie…
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife…
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.