One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
A recent study showed…
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!