Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...