mBragging about old times
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Massive ball of hair
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...