What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
Jesus meets Joseph
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding…
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls...
A Woman’s Experience With Children
For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those...
A golf club visits a local bar
|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a...
Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...