The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Nudist jokes!
Q. Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony? A. The one...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Detective report
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...