What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Thoughts from work
|Thoughts and stories from on the jobMy boss came in one morning and caught...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
Useful work phrases
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How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...