Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply…
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons...
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
Lesbians can also take Viagra
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don’t have to swalow it, they just let...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...