A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Definition of politics
Definition:Politics Poli (Poly): Many…. Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures