Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...