You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...
An error publishing an article
|From Reuters News Service:Canada’s Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...