The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
Big ethical dilemma
|Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...