I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
The truth about beer.
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones…...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Hellen Keller List
Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?A: Her dog is blind also.Q:...