Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...