Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...