I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Deep Dark Secrets
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...