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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
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Double The Recipe
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A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of...
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
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Caterpillar jokes
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The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...