A degree at Life University
A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...