What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...
A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...