mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!