Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...