grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to…
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...