Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Advice From Mom
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...