Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage…
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a...