Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
So in love
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
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Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
The good, bad, and ugly!
* Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can’t find...
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?DoughnutsSent by Susan
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
A Polish family is sitting in the living room…
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...