Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...