What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Locked in the trunk
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Addicted To AOL
You Might Be Addicted to AOL if……..Tech Support calls “You” for help……Someone at work...
This pill allows you to fly
|A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man...
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...