Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
17 Facts of Life
1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends....
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.