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The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Gates gets punishment
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After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
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Pest-by-Modem
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The transfer
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New Barbie Doll
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What is the first symptom of AIDS?
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