Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
The approach of winter
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Blonde on computer
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What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
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Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...