Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...