The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Police officer’s foods
|The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate Frosted
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!