Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Married at a Nudist Colony
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted...
Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes
|Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America....
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...