Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...