How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
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Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
There were three men who were lost in the forest…
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
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Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...