Punctuation Changes!
Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same. Only the punctuation changes…Dear...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...