It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
My feminine side
Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...