Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...
There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...