Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral…
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...