Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
So in love
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...