Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
How I got my name?
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey…
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign...