Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
The newly web game!
|What is a spiders favorite TV show?The newly web game!
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...