Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Purchasing mailing lists
|With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it’s little wonder that marketers...