Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
The first client
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients....
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
sailor’s experience in the Army
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor’s experience in...