He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
3 Docs at heavans gate!
Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked the first one why he should...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.