What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
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I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....