Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...