What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...