Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Dictionary of Evaluation Comments
Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really sayingin all...
Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...